top 10 list -- Osama Bin Laden's last words

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 04-May-2011 10:28:28

This is from David Letterman's top 10 list on Monday night:

10. My horoscope says 'big surprises are in store.'

9. See, this is why I normally don't answer the door.

8. The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo...

7. What on earth could be interrupting Celebrity Apprentice?

6. I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise.

5. At least I'll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne.

4. I'm not sure I want to live in a world where Fast Five is the No. 1 movie.

3. Any man with multiple wives welcomes death, am I right, fellas?

2. I need a house full of Navy seals like I need a hole in the head.

1. Oh, crap! .

Post 2 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Wednesday, 04-May-2011 12:25:45

lmao

Post 3 by squidwardqtentacles (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 04-May-2011 14:06:01

Good one!

Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-May-2011 8:33:43

Nice...Nice! :)